I would pick this guy, except he doesn’t enter the race until Sunday:
Ralph will announce his candidacy on the January 6th episode of The Simpsons. Actually, he isn’t the one who announces it; rather, the voters of Springfield, who reject all of the other candidates in their first primary, write the young Wiggum in as a candidate. He quickly becomes an independent presidential front-runner that party leaders for both the Republicans and the Democrats want to have in their court.
Now for real:
Democrats: 1. Edwards 2. Obama 3. Clinton.
Republicans: 1. Huckabee 2. McCain 3. Romney.
But what do I know?