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Jim Hagedorn: one hateful congressional candidate

December 2nd, 2009 4:56 pm by DJ D

In the wake of both Allen Quist and Randy Demmer announcing their campaigns for Minnesota’s First Congressional District, another person has thrown his hat into the ring to face Tim Walz.

Jim Hagedorn announced today he is seeking the GOP nomination for congress.  As noted at Bluestem Prairie and Minnesota Independent, he has scrubbed some entries from his blog entitled Mr. Conservative.  Through these posts, Hagedorn shows his disdain for women, American Indians,  and gays.  While I can’t blame Hagedorn for scrubbing this content, one must ask how, by virtue of these writings, anyone can think he should be suitable for a lake advisory committee, let alone the United States Congress.

One post not displayed by Bluestem or MnIndy is so offensive it’s really difficult to read or write about, let alone comprehend how a person can be so full of hate toward another group of human beings.  Something which would be more expected on a bigoted hategroup’s website, not the blog of a candidate for Congress.

It was titled “Tolerance v. Acceptance: America Files for Divorce” and written July 13, 2004 in the wake of Massachusetts’s acceptance of marriage equality.  I don’t think I can do this any more justice with my own words (as I will likely become more ill the longer I think about how this clown is really running for congress) so below are some excerpts with screen shots. Google Cache here (for now):

And yes, they are EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE.

More so with each passing day, the June 28, 2003, Supreme Court decision in Lone Star Sodomites v. God and Country (Lawrence et al v. Texas) represents an abomination on par with the deviancy it attempted to condone.

Eighteen pages of spew, more resembling of encounter group notes than sound legal reasoning, injudiciously fisted two hundred and twenty-seven years of the Republic’s mores into the bowels of cultural debauchery.

Inexplicitly, Justices not named Rehnquist, Scalia and Thomas felt compelled to nullify a dwindling number of rarely enforced morals laws by which States, in essence, prohibited two-way traffic in tunnels constructed by God and marked by nature as “exit only.”

The now invalidated Texas statute had been applied in the prosecution of John Geddes Lawrence and Tyron Garner, “Salt and Pepper” Texans whose squealing renditions of the shocking side of AC/DC disturbed more than the peace.

The whole of the story is that barnyard noises incited Houston’s version of Mrs. Kravitz to summon authorities, presumably, so her neighbors could be hosed down by something other than each other. Police dutifully responded to the dispatcher’s call of “code 69…in progress.” In the end, the human erector set were arrested after cops, copped the copping couple “copulating” – weapons withdrawn, in hand, thankfully still loaded, regrettably cocked and primed to shoot.

Shortly after conviction, the assailants challenged the ruling, as well as the validity of laws that discouraged acts most suitably performed at a Ringling Brothers sexual version of the greatest show on earth.

[…]

Never was it imagined the nation’s highest judicial body would entertain such an open-n-shut case and then have the cheek to permit the guilty to come from behind and pull one out of their rears, to use a sports metaphor. Even though the defendant’s line-of-reasoning gave new meaning to the term “oral argument,” the ins-and-outs of the judicial process were exposed as penetratingly confounding. The case confirmed to experts and laymen alike that the “Law Is A Ass,” or as the legal letches of MANBLA now whisper to fresh meat: ass IS the law.

Butt (sic) never have winners lost so dearly. The Court’s voyage into uncharted, untreated cultural bathhouse waters was designed to offer a gentle push from behind…to generate a small skip forward for the pink triangle class…to throw them a bone, so to speak.

[…]

Yet, the sodomy upshot and subsequent Massachusetts ruling proclaiming the right of literally every Tom, Dick and Harry to marry has severely accelerated the battle of culmination that must be waged and won before homosexuals can achieve normalcy in our civilized society. A fight they will surely now lose, as the issue transitions from sexual adventures to the sacrament of marriage; and the field of battle shifts from the chambers of unelected judges appointed by the likes of Michael Dukakis to the halls of the United States Congress and State legislatures.

So, Mr. Hagedorn, First District GOP delegates have to decide now which is more offensive: the fact that you think this way about people, or that you think you should be able to run for the United States Congress thinking this way.  I don’t envy them.

[SHORT UPDATE] As Sally Jo just pointed out:

In an interview with MPR, Hagedorn cited his sense of humor as one of his assets in the campaign. Really?

And earth to Gregg Peppin: Really? This guy? Really???

[End Update]

After an unsuccessful ‘08 shot at Walz, Demmer tries again

December 1st, 2009 11:29 am by DJ D

What Bluestem Prairie first reported this weekend became official this morning: state Rep. Randy Demmer from Hayfield will once again seek the GOP nomination to take on Congressman Tim Walz.

For those of of you with short memories, he already tried this once and failed to secure the endorsement against (surpressing laughter) Brian (so hard not to laugh…) Davis (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!).

While we here at IDHA had a ton of fun with Davis that campaign, we did have some fun at the expense of Demmer as well.

Come on! Who doesn’t love Press Your Luck?!  Ah, the good ole days.

So, anyway, Demmer is giving it another shot, this time vying for the GOP nomination with Allen Quist.  While Demmer wasn’t sure if he would abide by the party endorsement, we can only hope that he and Quist will wage a bruising primary with each candidate trying to call for more expanded waterboarding than the other and calling for elimination of more government programs than the other, eventually resulting in one candidate proposing that we close all the federal highways and travel on horseback. Because that would be really following the constitution, right?

Well, we wish Rep. Demmer the best of luck.  Because after all, in this economy it’s tough to retire $135,150 in outstanding campaign debt from 2008 with a single happy hour, bean feed, hog roast, picnic in the park, weenie roast, chili cook-off, fish fry, mini-golf outing, spaghetti dinner, boat cruise, pancake breakfast or pizza party.

Yes, that figure is for real: $135,150; how’s that for deficit spending? Let’s hope Randy is able to use each of these venues to not only retire his debt, but wage a competitive endorsement campaign as well.